Homemade Tortillas

6:44 PM The Two-Faced Southerner 0 Comments

Stop torturing your family with store bought tortillas!!! 

They are so simple to make! 



They look good don't they? 

Just waiting for some thin slices of grilled steak or chicken... and maybe a smear of your NOT-from-a-jar, fresh, delicious salsa. Ahem, you did make your salsa, didn't you? No? Then click here

Things you need:
3/4 cup Warm Water (like hot water out of the faucet)
3/4 cup Masa Harina (corn flour)
1 tsp Olive Oil
Pinch of Salt

(This recipe make 6 tortillas.)

Mix all the ingredients together with a fork or your fingertips. It should have the consistancy of Play Doh. Wrap in plastic wrap and let it rest for 5-10 minutes. 

Preheat a skillet (cast iron or non-stick) over medium heat. 

Roll your dough into a cylinder. Cut in half and then cut each piece into 3 pieces (you end up with 6).




Now, on to the tortilla pressing in your tortilla press. What? You don't own one? You are really missing out on the hot fashion accessory of the season. Well, if you don't just use a rolling pin to make each tortilla the same size and a round shape. Well, that sounded boring... Back to my tortilla press club.

Place the small ball of dough about one inch towards the hinge from the center.



Now use that fantastic machine!



See, so easy. Just do that pressing thing six more times, and you are ready for the skillet! And make sure it is hot (remember how I told you to preheat your skillet).

Place one round in the center. (If you doubt your cast iron pan's seasoning, just brush a very light coat of olive oil on the bottom.) And yes, it might sizzle. It also might not. 




After cooking for 30 second to a minute, flip and cook another 30 seconds to a minute. Then remove the tortilla to a plate and cover with a towel. Now comes the fun part... Filling. 




Oh, you wanted tortilla chips? Fine. Slice your cooked tortillas into six triangles. Spread on a greased baking sheet and bake at 400* to desired cripiness.

Diet-ish type stuff...

Paleo - Sorry. This is a cheat day thing. Hello carbs.

21 Day Fix - Two tortillas equal one yellow box.

Gluten Free - Celebrate! These have NO gluten. Just make sure your corn flour isn't mixed with wheat flour or some type of weird gluten-containing flour.


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Salsa-bration! Red salsa and Zucchini salsa

5:07 PM The Two-Faced Southerner 0 Comments

Stop having "just another" Taco Tuesday!



Jarred salsa? 

Please, we are not animals!  It's time to rise up and reclaim you tortilla! Say no the goopy, slimy stuff that get a whole section of the supermarket aisle. It's time to plant your "I'm worth it!" flag into mount Tuesday and not ruin your diet because of alliteration with tex-mex.

"Standard" Tomato Salsa  
(adapted from Rick Bayless' recipe in Mexican Everyday)

1 can (14.5 oz.) Fire Roasted diced tomatoes (or regular diced, but opt for Fire Roasted if possible)
Half an onion, sliced (approx. 1/2 cup) 
2 cloves of garlic, peeled
Cilantro (approx. 1/4 cup)
One Serrano (or Jalepeno) chile (or none, it is totally up to how hot you like it)

In a dry skillet over medium heat, toast the sliced onion, garlic, and chile until a just a little black on each side. 

Remove the Serrano pepper. Cut off the cap and slice in half lengthwise. With the edge of your knife, remove the seeds and discard. 

I know. I hear you saying, "But I like my salsa HOT!!! Like I want my face to melt! I am keeping them there seeds in my salsa!" Well, fine. You keep your seeds. Personally, I would just add more (or hotter) chiles. Keep the seeds in, and it will be hotter... BUT you will also get to dig seeds out your teeth for a week.

Transfer the onion, chiles, and garlic to a food processor. Pulse until thoroughly chopped. Add the tomatoes, cilantro, a pinch of salt, and a grind of pepper. Pulse until thoroughly combined and it reaches desired consistancy. Serve immediately, or, if chilled, bring to room temperature prior to serving.  

Zucchini Salsa

3 zucchini, split lengthwise into wedges (approx. 2 cups)
Half an onion, sliced (approx. 1/2 cup) 
2 cloves of garlic, peeled
One Serrano (or Jalepeno) chile (or none, it is totally up to how hot you like it)
Pepitas (Spanish for pumpkin seeds) (approx. 1/3 cup)

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

Line a rimmed sheet pan with foil. Add pepitas and toss in 1/2 tsp olive oil and a pinch of salt. Roast on the top rack for 5-15 minutes (depending on size) until fragrant and lightly browned. Remove to a bowl to cool. Or if you bought roasted pepitas, never mind... BUT... when you make them you control the amounts of additional fat and salt.

Switch oven to broil. 

Using the same pan, add the zucchini, onion, garlic and Serrano and lightly toss with 2 tsp. olive oil and a pinch of salt. Broil until the just the tips of the zucchini are dark brown to slightly black.

Remove the Serrano pepper. Cut off the cap and slice in half lengthwise. With the edge of your knife, remove the seeds and discard. 

And if you think seeds are your "jam," please refer to the conversation above.

Add all ingredients to the blender and pulse until combined and desired consistancy. If it is too thick, you can add a little water or chicken stock. Great warm, room temperature, or chilled. 

Diet-ish stuff or whatever...

First off, ditch chips... Well, tortilla chips… Well, not all the time, but veggies are also great with these salsas, and the zucchini salsa is killer as a steamed/grilled veggie topping or over grilled chicken.

21 Day Fix - Should be able to measure both of these as vegatables. However the Zucchini salsa does also count as a seeds box. 

Paleo - Should be good all around.

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Spring (but better in Summer) Rolls

10:23 AM The Two-Faced Southerner 0 Comments

Spring (but better in summer) Rolls

with Roasted Thai Basil-Ginger Chicken

(Individual diet info at the bottom of page)

It has arrived. For most of you, summer is here. Yes, according to the calendar summer begins the 22nd, and we are several days away from that… BUT, for most, school is out. Pools are opening up. Yards are being mown. Vacations are well underway, or at least planned, or at least daydreamed about. 

Summer. 

And what better time have a light, refreshing lunch. Something where you don't need a fork. Maybe something you can slam into some dipping sauce. Or daintily dip. Or playfully dredge. (I am not one to judge how you dip. That is your business. Unless you take all the dip. Then it has become everyone's business. Long side-note short - make plenty of dip.)

Things you will need:

Chicken (let's go into this later)
Nob of Ginger (enough for 1 Tbsp chopped)
4-5 Limes (depending on size)
Thai Basil (enough for 1 Tbsp chopped, 12-15 leaves)
Garlic (enough for 1 Tbsp chopped)
1-2 Carrots 
1 Cucumber (I prefer hothouse or English cucumbers, the kind sealed in plastic)
Rice paper
Cellophane Bean noodles (that is what the wrapper says…)
20-25 mint leaves (depending on size)
Butter lettuce or spinach, washed, dried, and torn into pieces
Crushed peanuts, 1 Tbsp (optional)

"Hold on there, fella! Where do I find some of these ingredients? Thai basil? Cellophane noodles? Paper made outta rice?"

Well, most major supermarkets have started to carry the rice paper and cellophane noodles in their asian foods section. If not, the internet is full of wonderful places that will literally bring it to your door. I have found one grocery chain in my town that carries both, but several other stores don't stock either. Get out there and look at several grocery stores (if possible) because one might have everything. 


This would make a great still life painting… 
Now, about Thai basil. That will be a little harder to find. Again, if your local grocer doesn't carry it, you could ask them to stock it, or try the internet. OR…

You could grow it! It is right beside the sweet basil in my garden. And yes, you could use sweet or some other form of basil, but Thai basil has a very distinct, heavenly flavor that you will be missing… 

Preheat oven to 375.

Let us now deal with this wonderful pile of goodies: the garlic, ginger, lime, and Thai basil. 

Get out a fine grater and remover all the zest off a lime. Be careful not to get the white pith mixed in. (It tastes bitter.)



Ginger: peel off the outer skin by rubbing it with the edge of a spoon or a knife. It is very thin and come right off. See, you did it! 

Then, peel your garlic. 

Now, you could use a knife and show us all how majestically, quickly, and finely you are able to mince up the garlic and ginger… OR…

Use the grater you used for the lime zest to make them small very quickly and easily. By the way, watch those fingers! Or at least keep bandages handy. Then, slice, or tear, or julienne the Thai basil into tiny pieces. 

Combine the ginger, basil, lime, and into a bowl with the juice from half of a lime (use the one you
zested). 

Next, we move to the chicken part. Yes, I used bone-in, skin-on chicken breasts. I know, I know… I can hear you screaming, "Hey, this here was supposed to be a LIGHT dish!?! What do you think you're doin' with all that there skin?!?"

Time to relax in a 375* sauna...
Well. If you are looking for a lighter version, use boneless, skinless chicken breast… or just take the skin off the bone-in type. Or maybe you could just not worry about a tiny bit of fat. After all, we aren't eating the skin in this dish… Just saying… Now, back to our 375 degree oven (let's hope you preheated).

Rub your chicken with a very light coat of olive oil and then sprinkle salt on all sides. Place chicken in an oven safe dish (or a cast iron skillet). Then, (I use disposable gloves for this part) massage the lime/basil/garlic/ginger mixture into the chicken. 

Crimp some aluminum foil around the top and carefully place in your oven. After cooking for 20 min or so, remove foil so chicken has a chance to brown. Remove once chicken has cooked through and reached an internal temperature of 165 degrees. 

Remove to a plate, tent with a foil, and allow to rest for 10 mins. Then, shred and chill in the fridge for what happens next. OR… slice off the bone and have this as a main dish… Maybe served with some lime cauliflower rice… but that is another post. 


Also, now would be a great time to prepare your cellophane noodles according to the directions on the package and cool.

Once the chicken and noodles have chilled, let's make some spring rolls!

Next, prepare your carrot. Scrub or peel your carrot. Then, starting in the middle, make some vertical cuts. Then use a vegetable peeler to make thin little strips. 


See, doesn't that look fancy. 

 Now, prepare your cucumber. First cut off the ends, then cut in half, then cut that half lengthwise down the middle. (Pictures are probably better than me trying to describe it…) Now use a spoon to remove the center seeds and pulp. 

Using your peeler remove the tough outer skin and then slice them into thin strips. Or you could even use your vegetable peeler again to make the thin strips…

Now… rice paper. I will never claim to know all on rice paper. In fact, I plan on having to discard a couple of pieces of rice paper every time I make them. It is why they put so many in the package. They know they are difficult to use the first couple of times. Best way I have found. Dip them in warm water. And I mean dip. Leave them in until they are loose and pliable and you will have a mess on your hands. Like dip one side, dip another side. DONE. 

Again, NO ONE has a Jedi-like rice paper mastery their first time. Or their second time. Or their third time. If you mess up, guess what? It's no big deal, just get your stuff out of the paper in question and start on another. Now, back to building lunch. 

Now then, just north of center make a line of mint leaves, then a line of carrots underneath. 


Then add your noodles and cucumber. Followed by your chicken,  lettuce, and peanuts (if using them).  

After realizing something you exclaim, "Whoa! You didn't tell me exactly how much to add!?!? What am I supposed to do, guess?" 

I suppose guessing could work, but because these are made to your liking, you can build them as you wish. Really like chicken? Add more chicken. Really like cucumber and lettuce? Go crazy. The only rule is, the more volume you try to add, the harder it is to roll. Also, for some reason the cucumber always wants to poke holes, so try to keep it in the center. 

Now find a pool, or a backyard, or maybe you need some "you time" but the kids are going crazy, so you make a plate of these and eat them in a closet. It's your choice! Either way, go eat some spring rolls!

What? Oh, I didn't tell you about a dipping sauce? Ok fine...

Lime-Sweet Chile Dipping Sauce

1 Tbsp Asian Sweet Chili sauce
1 Tbsp Lime Juice
1 1/2 tsp Rice Vinegar

Mix. 

What? That's too easy? I assure you. It is all. While straight Asian sweet chile sauce may not be good for the diet, cutting it with lime juice and vinegar is a great way to keep the same flavors, but basically make it lower in calories and reduce the amount of sugar. 

Um, Diet-ish info?

Gluten-free: check labels, but it should be ok. 

21 Day Fix: measure your veggies and chicken. Remember to use appropriate container for dipping sauce… and 3 rice skins w/ cellophane noodles will equal about 1-1.5 yellows. 

Paleo: Rice paper may be out, but using the same ingredients, this could be a killer salad or even great as lettuce wraps. Some will say the noodles are out, others may want to switch to soba (buckwheat) noodles. It is all based on how you are interpreting your Paleo diet.  (I am not a Paleo expert so don't flame me.)


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